potato
me: hey i just met you
me: and this is crazy
me: but here's my number
me: so call me I̢̹̝̹ͭF̫͎͔͔̙͆̽ͣͪ͑͆͟ ̨̨͓̳̞̳̗̱̭̅ͤ͋̑̌͒̉͌͢Y̨̞̺͔ͪ̇͒̈͜O͙͚̦̽ͧͥ̑̚͡U̥̤͐̐̅ͣ́ ̶̢̟̤͇̯̤̳ͫͯ̈́̈́W͎̤̩̲̩͍͎̽͆͌ͬ̋̔I̜ͬ̆S̘̪̺͕̠̹̜̿̏ͭͫ͑H̴͎̤̲̼͚̰ͦ̄̐̃͐̒͡ ̧̌̎̆͛ͧͨ͑̚҉̴̫T̲͚̬̬͈͈͋ͣͮ̽̆̊Ơ̵̮͚̤̏̂̀̂͐̏͌ͩ̆ͅ ̴̮͚͇̥̎͆ͫ͘ͅL̥̱̳͕͔͊͗̅͋͘͡ͅǪ̖̟̗͓̙̳̺̿ͤ̈́ͭ́͟͟S̫̉́̂̈́̊̽ͨ͘͠E̢̩͉̺̍͋͋̒̅͆̚ ̣̳̍ͥ̂̀̇͌̈́ͯY̳̤̻̻͇ͭͥͦ̃ͧ͒̎O̶̪̞̍̎̉̓ͨ͂͊͘͜Ȗ̸̫͂̔ͦ͌͞Ȑ̰͕͚̺͓̩̠͉ͦ̒ͣ̒ ͙͈̟̏̈́͊͐̃̎̓̇ͥ́S̸̘͕̦͙̝̻̔͆ͮ͒̚͠Ȏ̷̤̙̰̫̦̄̕͢Ũ̉͐̒̈͏̡̖̦̠͍͍̳̬L̨̃̎͆̐͝҉̫̙̖̬͙̱̮̩,̡̣̮̜̦͓͓̹̩ͫ̌̇͑͊̑̄̚͟͠ ̸̨̱͔̪ͮ͆̐̏͂̐̒́̉̀F̓̓҉̲̩̘̗̘͈̜̰̜O͚̞̹̘͚̱͖̓ͧ͘O̵̺̪͚͇͗́ͧ͞L̖̠̮̼͙͕͍̭͙̒ͫ̌̎ͨͤ̾̚Ì̷̼͚̹̟̘̒͐ͩͦ͜S̶̢̼̤̬̳͈̭͆ͨͅH̛̲̬̳̝͓̩̱ͭ̈̍ͣ̃̚ ̢̺ͬ͒ͧM̧̧͕̭͓͍̳̙͉̿́́͛ͣͤ̕Ọ̸̱̤̬̟̯̇̄̈́̿͐̌͒R̸̴̬̂ͥͩ̂̏ͥ̏̂T̴̘̺̲͉̩̐̌̎̌̿͘̕A̔҉̶̠͈̜͉L̺̭͎̼̝͓͔̹̅̅ͪͤ̒̂̓̚̕͡
I WAS THE DARK LORD SATAN ALL ALONG

seamusodoherty:

“At olive garden we’re as passionate about cheese as you are”

Oh no olive garden

I don’t think you understand how passionate I am about cheese